Kick-ass copywriting is my business. Eye-popping, brainstopping oddities are my pleasure.
With me on your team we can spark the fire
that creates the energy that powers the message
that hits the brains that writes to memory that leads to sales, builds share, earns money, protects free enterprise and ensures the survival of the species. (What more could you want?)
You’ll win market share, dazzle your boss and please your shareholders. And I’ll have a proud wife, three blissfully happy children and one (let’s face it)
totally disinterested cat.